Back in the saddle again! YIPPEE! No real action yet, but there have been some hillarious profiles! What are these men thinking? I thought I'd share just a few and add to it as I find more! If you think one sounds like a real winner... let me know and I'll see what I can do!
"Interested in home movies. Looking for someone that likes weekend home parties."
"i want an honest and sincere women that knows what she wants and someone that know the grass isnt greener in someone elses pasture."
"Hey I am who I am."
"CONGRATULATIONS! You Have Reached The Profile Of The Sexiest Man Alive!!! I Always Work For The Best! Unpredictable, Wild, Untamed & A Big Risk Taker! Your In My World Now! I Adore Chattin With Girls Bout Love & Life & I Have A Soft Spot For Girls That Are Not Only Drop Dead Gorgeous But Have Intelligence To At Least Have Fun & Carry A Conversation! I Need To Check Out If Your Mind Checks Out With You Looks! You Should Definetly Msg Me If You Feel You Can Handle Me!!!"
"I feel like there are a lot worse guys you could be interested in."
"Disclaimer: Repeated contact with the subject of this profile may result in - frustration, disgust, headaches, nausea, indigestion, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark attack, nerve gas, locust infestation, hurricanes, tsunamis, local electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure, cosmic radiation, amoebic dysentery, windstorms, the Riders of Nazgul, decreased resale value on your home, infuriated chickens, malfunctioning mechanical or electrical devices, peasant uprisings, halitosis, artillery bombardment, explosions, cave-ins, and/or frogs falling from the sky. :)"
"Who am I? Thats a great question."
"So if you're smart and beautiful and looking for a laid back guy that enjoys intelligent conversation, good food, and wit (who doesn't like wit?) don't tell me if you find him because that is totally going to bum me out."
"I am a loyal easy going guy who has kept himself pretty clean"
"if thers one thing i love the most its good freands
id say i love hunting and fishing but the truth is not so much.i love camping i go 4 to 5 times a year.one thing i love is hunting down valuable books for resail.i used to do ebay but books are more fun. i love my job most of the week anyway.
honestly id love to meet someone that loves to talk
that is honest flirty .maby even a freand
but id settle for rich"
"interested in beauty and attentiveness."
"I like almost anything with a motor. been single awhile now"
"I AM 22 YEARS OLD OF AGE AND I LIKE COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER WOMAN.. "
"i love life about 50 percent of the time.im looking for a loving honest fun to be around girl that isnt a complet spoiled brat hows that for honesty lol .hay if your smoking hot ill take that to"
"dont know why im on a dating site guess here to get to know some great people to hang out with maybe date if i find the right one. want to know anything anout me just have to ask.if you dont youll miss out on getting to know a great guy."
"details for conversations.... I like to trick or treat... ride scooters.... dress like a baby on weekends... watch cartoons on satruday mornings... eat P & J's in my PJ's. I don't like to write things about myself."
"My head turns when I see a pretty face, or other pretty anatomical feature. (note: the brain is a part of ones anatomy. Personality is stored in the brain. My what a nice personality you have. ....zombie drool ) Squirrel.... Excuse me, where was I?"
"I try several things at least once, which is why I have eaten such a diversity of food and why I have so many hobbies. I have done several things, I want to do many things, but there are some things that I won't do"
"I hate to laugh, I can't stand having a good time and intimacy makes me itchy. I hope to live a lonely life and die alone... in the rain."
"I want someone that Loves me for you"
